My boyfriends sublime shirt from 1997 is definantely cooler that yours, but today I wanna talk about my boyfriends shorts. My boyfriend bought these off the sale rack at a J. crew in Greensboro 6 years ago. They used to be pants. They are lime green corduroy and they have hula girls in yellow skirts with hot pink leis. 
WHAT? 
I know. 
He never wore them. I used to dare him to wear them. Beg him to wear them. 
Then one day. I cut them off. Made them into shorts. I actually managed to cut them evenly and get he length right. 
He wears them constantly now. 
Also, he stole that lobster belt from me. 
I found it in a “dollar pile ” at the end of the Oakland swap meet.

My boyfriends sublime shirt from 1997 is definantely cooler that yours, but today I wanna talk about my boyfriends shorts. My boyfriend bought these off the sale rack at a J. crew in Greensboro 6 years ago. They used to be pants. They are lime green corduroy and they have hula girls in yellow skirts with hot pink leis.
WHAT?
I know.
He never wore them. I used to dare him to wear them. Beg him to wear them.
Then one day. I cut them off. Made them into shorts. I actually managed to cut them evenly and get he length right.
He wears them constantly now.
Also, he stole that lobster belt from me.
I found it in a “dollar pile ” at the end of the Oakland swap meet.